By Mr. Curmudgeon
The controversy over who would get the coveted Helen Thomas anti-Semite seat in the White House pressroom has come to an end. The Associated Press' White House correspondent will get to plant his pampered bottom front-row-center at the next Robert Gibbs stonewalling session. But what really got people's attention was that Fox News would move up to AP's vacated front row seat.
For some strange reason, the lunatics at MoveOn.org, established to convince the nation and its lawmakers that President Clinton's perjury before a federal grand jury was fine because it only involved extramarital sex, were really frightened Fox might get the coveted Helen Thomas anti-Semite seat.
“It's bad enough that we have to fight the constant smear campaigns and appeals to racial paranoia from FOX and the right-wing media,” complained Clinton's sex scandal apologists, “We can't let them have the best seat in the White House press briefing room and the legitimacy that it confers.”
Instead, as Fox moves to the front row, the soft-speaking narcoleptics at National Public Radio get Fox's old second-row chair.
Note to Fox: what if your White House correspondent Major Garrett saws halfway through each of his old seat's legs before the big MoveOn to the front row? I'm just saying…
In the end, the White House Correspondents' Association felt compelled to let a little fresh air into the White House pressroom to clear that confined space of Thomas' anti-American/anti-Israeli/anti-Semitic/pro-terrorist left-wing stench.
I'm sure Thomas is stewing over the insult in her candlelit Hamas-provided apartment in Gaza.
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